post count poker
a messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to p-ss the time while sitting at his desk at work on a sat-rday afternoon.
rules: zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
example:
ken_valyi: i created a lame little game called post count poker, because i’m bored on a sunny sat-rday afternoon.
ken_valyi: posts: 3336, i got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?
chugg: posts: 11411, four aces, suck it down b-tches.
alexander: i can’t, but right now .milfox has posts: 11111
five aces?! somebody get a rope!
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