Post-Departure Depression
condition experienced when an individual becomes slightly depressed and generally stagnant as a result of a recent departure from visiting friends in another geographical location.
“i had a great time this weekend, but after leaving behind the fun of the orgies, binge drinking, and non-stop hot-tubbing, i find myself in a state of post-departure depression. fml”
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