spoonful dick
a condition that occurs after taking a p-ss where you think you properly shook out all excess p-ss, but when d-ck is placed back in pants a “spoonful” of p-ss leaks out causing discomfort and many jokes if visible outside of pants. (-note: happens often when in a hurry.)
“hey ridley, i thought i got it all but i was wrong i had spoonful d-ck.”
“hey look at cameron’s pants, he must of had spoonful d-ck!”
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