Post Grade 11 Syndrome
post grade 11 syndrome (pges) is a phenomenon that occurs during the high school years, often as a result of excessive partying, drug use, or other activities that have a negative effect on brain function and development. it is usually not noticed right away by the sufferer, but becomes more apparent in hindsight once a substantial amount of brain cells have been killed off. symptoms of this syndrome include but are not limited to: walking into rooms and forgetting why your there, forgetting facts you found easy to remember in middle or grade school, and hooking up with people and having a hard time remembering their names. in short, post grade 11 syndrome is essentially a slow process of generally going down hill that begins during high school, and ends whenever you actually grow up or die.
guy 1: ‘man, i totally just walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge, stared at it for like ten minutes, forget why i was there, and then left the kitchen with a water. i used to have my sh-t so together my brain just feels like its melting.’
guy 2: ‘you’re right, you definitely peaked in grade 10, you totally have post grade 11 syndrome.’
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