Process Control
a branch of chemical engineering that makes as much sense as a sequel to ‘t-tanic’. also known as the ‘dark arts of chem eng’ or ‘absolute bullsh-t’, this course is hated by all who’ve encountered it.
can only be learned from an evil professor through a series of lectures of confusing and often archaic material.
process control is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural.
i felt a great disturbance in the input signal, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. i fear something terrible has happened.
-cough-, -cough-nerd-cough- sorry for the nerdy in-joke, i’m an engineer.
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