post-maloned
to have a lil’ fun and get a lil’ crazy, “heyyy”
may or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a texan
“dude, what are you doing tonight?”
“i’m getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar.”
a word describing a situation where a man is rejected for another less attractive, “slumped out” type of male.
man, i was really excited to hang out with this girl but she post malone’d me for some local rapper with roxies and xanax.
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