post pirate


a person who comments on pictures/statuses that they are entirely unrelated to and unwelcome in.
steven: haha. do you remember that time we went camping?
erica: yeah. that was way fun!
caitlin: haha. you look like you guys were punched in the face before this picture was taken. lol!
stephen: man, caitlin is such a god d-mn post pirate.

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