post-relationship swag
1. the way a person carries himself after a relationship to show the opposite s-x he is “single and ready to mingle”
2. all the cr-p, presents, etc. you get to keep after a break-up
ex. “did you see caleb’s post-relationship swag? it’s obvious he’s ready to move on.”
ex. “i’m burning all the pictures because i don’t want to keep the memories, but i’m definitely keeping this tiffany’s bracelet as my post-relationship swag.”
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