Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome


occurs while driving. the vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn’t permit you to p-ss them, so you become agitated. this builds up, and once you get to a point where you can p-ss them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jack-ss for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.
dude, i was going the speed limit. no reason to get post-slowed jack-ss syndrome.

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