Post-Spurtum Depression


usually occurs within 3 to 4 days post-coitus.

its when reality dawns on your and you realize you should have wore a condom, or a better quality one.

treatment includes stairs, and captain falcon.
joe: dude whats wrong?
neil: i’m going through post-spurtum depression.
joe: you need stairs, man…

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