postage stamp
any s-xual act that involves licking and sticking
i got postage stamped in the ear last night
when a woman uses her lady juices to slap a males face (see fish slap), and then sticks his face to the wall.
whoa did you see tina?
she totally postage stamped todd to the wall!
well he won’t be sipping on her koolaid anytime soon.
oh no!!!
when a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then j-zzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book “tai pan” by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
matt: i totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
heidi: that’s really sweet
or, used in the present tense
matt: shut up b-tch or i’ll postage stamp you
when a guy is doing a girl and pulls out, then j-zzes onto a piece of paper from a novel, preferably the book “tai pan” by james clavell, then proceeds to smack the piece of paper on the girls face, imitating the act of putting a postage stamp on a letter.
matt: i totally postage stamped this girl the other day.
heidi: that’s really sweet
or, used in the present tense
matt: shut up b-tch or i’ll postage stamp you
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