postcarder
a person who uses text messaging or instant messaging to send one-way communications. even if you respond immediately to their postcard, there is little hope you will receive a reply. the postcard has already put their phone away or closed the instant messaging window after they delivered their postcard
ian is such a postcarder. i received another one-way text message from his this morning. i replied the 2nd i got his message, but he probably already turned his phone off.
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