when an adult child is being suffocated by their mother.
her mother has so much control of her life that she suffers from post postpartum exfixiation.
to prepare oneself after an event for which one should have been prepared has taken place. you always postpare yourself so you have not succeeded in your venture.
- Birthday Avalanche
the sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday….particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts happy birthday and everyone follows suit! fran: “michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?” michael: “10 years fran, its been 10 years. why?” fran: “your cousin’s started a birthday avalanche on your fb […]
- Crack Torch
a regular lighter set to the highest flame. used for smokng freezers or crack but its funny when someone uses it to light a ciggarette -lighting a smoke-, “yo n-gg-, u got ur crack torch burnin up!” a cheap lighter after you remove the metal part and crank the flame up to a ridiculous intensity. […]
synonym for birthday. “happy birthstrong my man”
pokey b-m w-nk – to m-st-rb-t- while inserting a finger/object e.g. vibrating razor handle up your -rs-. chris enjoys a good pbw at the office desk… a pbw (or ‘pokey-b-m w-nk’), often a taboo subject, is the simple act of masturbation glamorised by the insertion of one or more fingers into the -n-s. ‘i had […]