postpwned
an act of retroactive pwning. a delayed pwnage.
laura: yeah well you have sand bag t-ts!
jessica: dude she left the room…
laura: yeah she just got postpwned!
7 more definitions
1. to be pwned after the fact.
2. pownage after the fact.
teddy was postpwned 2 days after the initial pwnage
when the difference of who wins a soccer game is determined by a single goal, the goal which would have tied or won the game, the ball hits the goalpost causing that team to lose or tie the game by a mere inch or so.
jon: did your team win the soccer game this morning?
avery: no, we got postpwned. with two minutes to go, we were down 2-1, and my shot bounced right off the post.
jon: ouch, that sucks.
when something is post-poned so many times that you end up exasperated and/or pwned.
may 21st: hey tonight’s party is going to be next monday because most people can’t make it.
may 27th: hey, we’re just going to wait till june 4th so that these people are back from vacation.
june 4th: sorry you drove all the way out there. i forgot to text you that we moved it to june 10th.
anything occurring immediately after any form of pwnge.
sadly, the monkey bar accident was postpwned
to be pwned so badly that you don’t notice it until later.
what casey said about eric’s mom didn’t seem hurtful at first, but, when he got home, eric realized that he had been postpwned.
to utterly and completely dominate another individual verbally via an online forum post. to destroy someone in text to the point they have no effective come back. to make someone eat their own posted words and leave them with their tail between their legs.
kyle was being an arrogant jerk on the forums, until mike responded and postpwned his dumb-ss. then he just made some snide arrogant comment and left the thread.
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