Postrich
a person with an extremely large torso but with severely short legs. they also have a face of a bird, namely an ostrich and the legs resemble the ones of a pig. they are also really stupid and have the intelligence of a blueberry.
look at that chick. her legs are so f-cking short and she kinda looks like a bird, what a postrich.
something so cool and luxurious that even the ordinary rich can’t afford. you have to be way-way-rich to have it.
yo papi, your 3d printed ear bling is so postrich.
a cross between a pelican and an ostrich
alex
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