postwit


the incredibly funny/witty things you think of saying after a moment has p-ssed.
ugh, i had such a moment of postwit after my boss corrected me in front of my friends!

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    potatem is a popular nickname for use of any man with the surname ‘tatem’. for any women wishing to adopt this nickname, they can subtlely change it to the more feminine ‘pattatem’. dr andrew tatem= potatem his wife, patricia tatem= pattatem.

  • Pinkified

    the act of, normally a guy, wearing pink clothes, and pink accessories. “dude, did you see josh? he’s all pinkified for halloween” the feeling of sudden stupidity and the lack of all common sense and reality around boys. did you see how pinkified she was when she asked that guy, “what is livestock?”.

  • Piranha Woman

    cute chicks, typically between 18 and 28, who try to get f-cked/pregnant by old rich men for money. curious guy: “why are you dating that old fart ?” piranha woman: “b-tch, look at this 2 million dollar diamond necklace on my neck and u’ll know why.” curious guy: “…uhh…does he date guys too ? tell […]

  • Pirate Palace

    the most storied high school basketball arena in the state of oregon, pirate palace is the home of the marshfield high school pirates basketball program. located on the marshfield campus in coos bay, the palace seats 3,500 people on two seating levels. the larger upper level surrounds the entire court, while floor level seating runs […]

  • Pirate Shopping

    when you go shopping at real stores to look for items that you will go home and download illegally. dewayne went to best buy to do some pirate shopping.


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