pot-tard
a person showing signs of r-t-rdation due to heavy use of pot
an individual who under the influence of marijuana seems to lose even a basic ability to interact with his/her environment. typically in this state pottards exhibit obsessive compulsive behavior where they attempt to perform a task without any logical reason. pottards do not seem capable of grasping the sheer depth of their behavior and as such are a burden to those around them.
“why is joe trying to open the bar’s bathroom door with his keys?”
“he’s a pottard, just grab his jacket and i’ll put him in a cab.”
a person obsessed with the harry potter franchise. a harry potter fangirl.
d-mn, abby is such a pottard. she knows every line from every book by heart, and she’s read every book and seen every movie 8 times!
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