Potassipussy
when u take a banana, loosely wrap it in duct tape, and carry it around in your pocket for an hour or so while you do your regular activities. once the banana is fairly mushy and warm you cut off one end, shove your lil woodrow in, and make sweet sweet love to everyone’s favorite source of pot-ssium… and bananas never ask you to cuddle. you may want to shower afterward as u will have banana bits on your junk area. it’s sort of ironic because a fruit that is notorious for looking like a peter is now a v-g-n-!!!
if i make a pot-ssip-ssy for that other inmate then maybe he’ll stop raping me… maybe.
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