potato cobbler


1. n. – any woman’s large posterior (note: not just the -ss) which is “sprinkled”, well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles…also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. – “sweetpotato cobbler” – for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
i ate through that potato cobbler like i was on death row!

i was at the beach and some ssbbws, bbws and their comparatively pet-te frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis…a total potato cobbler buffet. …and i dug in. back for thirds, even.

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