Potato Dance


a dance that krysta and i do to fend off potatoes from killing us
“omg you ate potatoes now go do the potato dance so you wont die”
a cross between the ‘w-lly dance’ & ‘river dance’.

to be performed usually by people of an irish disposition & particularly upon leaving the bath or shower.
michael flatley has got nothing on this one, potato dance!

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