Potato Dick

a rare form of erectile disfunction. refers to a p-n-s that is unable to change consistencies. a p-n-s that is always hard, erect, schl-ng, fatty, b-n-r, huge, or grabbing an apple. or a p-n-s that is always soft, collapsed, schlort, slim, tiny, or a shy turtle. many sufferers believe that resorting to blumpkeroni or limberoni is the only cure, but it’s not.
tom: “my potato d-ck is about to explode. i better put it in my mouth and take a sh-t!”
a d-ck that is literally shaped like a potato.

most p-n-ses, of average girth and length, and traditional phallic shape, resemble a hot dog with a mushroom tip. a potato d-ck, on the other hand, is excessively girthy. typically with a burst of girth in the middle, and the glans of the p-n-s is smaller than the shaft resulting in it being generally indistinguishable from the rest of the p-n-s. potato d-cks also tend to have a downward curve, but it is not a requirement.
-watching p-rn with friend, no h-m–
will: holy sh-t, that dude has a huge p-ck-r!
bill: ya…but it’s a potato d-ck, bro. it’s like trying to jam a campbells soup can into a donut hole.
an expression used to describe an un-circ-msized p-n-s.
girl 1: i heard you slept with cory!
girl 2: yeah, hes big… but it would look alot bigger if he wasnt a potato d-ck.