Potato Salad

1. (noun) a common picnic side dish consisting of mayo mustard and primarily potatoes

2. (noun) in poker, to catch a straight, flush, or full house on the turn or river
1. random guy: before you may p-ss, name one thing you take to a picnic.

peter griffin: we’re going to go with potato salad

random guy: (pointing to a cloud) show me potato salad!!!

2. with an open ended straight draw after the flop, shawn said “show me potato salad” and ended up catching his straight on the turn
an extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. the consumption of potato salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. the effects of potato salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.
dave:”i am freakin out man!”

chase:’dude, its only potato salad…’

dave:”no dude! i am freaking out!!! -howl-”

chase:’my god! get a hold of yourself man! its just
when a man c-ms all over a girls t-ts in large amounts so that they look like potato salad
man: everytime i j-zz on her t-ts i try to make them potato salad.
meaning chonga
that girl is such a potato salad.
in the simplest terms, the use of the phrase “potato salad” is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. the man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. in the case of two women wishing to partic-p-te in potato salad, it is known as “jenny craig” potato salad. if two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as “figure skating.”
mike: do you like potato salad?
nicole: yes.
karl’s special treat, made with potatoes, bodily secretions, and oregano.
karl got drunk last night and told everyone his secret potato salad recipe.
in the simplest terms, the use of the phrase “potato salad” is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. the man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. in the case of two women wishing to partic-p-te in potato salad, it is known as “jenny craig” potato salad. if two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as “figure skating.”
mike: do you like potato salad?
nicole: yes.

matt: do you want to go figure skating with me?
jose: sure, my blades are nice and sharp, they will slide easily.