Potato Smuggler


the act of smuggling potatoes in ones -n-s. the benefits of which are two fold:
1) to keep potatoes stored in a dark place to prevent the premature decay and early rotting.
2) -n-l stimulation and stretching of -ss c-n-l to enable easier input of a chutney ferret.
“hey manos, how do you cope with the pain of b-m s-x?”
“oh i’m a part time potato smuggler”
“oh i forgot, sweet.”

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