Potatosexual
people who indulge in s-xual frivolity with potatoes
woman: do you want to have s-x?
man: no, sorry. i like potatoes.
woman: so you’re a potatos-xual?
man: yes, yes i am. i am a person who indulges in s-xual frivolity with potatoes
woman: i have to go now..
man: alright you going to danny’s later?
woman: yes
man: will there be any potatoes?
woman: i’m not sure
man: i’ll bring some just in case
people who are strongly against other s-xualities and resort to a p-ssionate love with potatos.
hey honey, wanna come to my house?
h-ll no imma go f-ck some potatos, b-tch. i’m potatos-xual.
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