pothole paranoia
the extreme fear of running over a pothole. habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or b-mps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. this usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.
joe: why were you guys late for work today?
mike: jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.
joe: pothole paranoia claims another victim.
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