Potty-bang
when a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a sh-t, gets his sk-nky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.
to have s-xual intercourse while defecating into a toilet.
to do the deed while dropping a deuce.
to make babies while making gravy.
to bury the ostrich head while releasing the grocery snake.
ex1:
billybob- “yo, remember when we stopped at that gas station and there was that big-t-tty-sk-nk behind the counter.”
jonnyboy- “uh..yea dude, double-d’s at least.”
billybob- “yea, well i had to drop a mean duce when i stopped there last nite. i gave her the eye as i walked towards the bathroom, and next thing i knew she was potty-bangin’ the sh-t outta me!”
jonnyboy- “no pun intended!”
billybob- “shut the f-ck up! and comb my mullett for me.”
ex 2:
male- “baby, i’m runnin’ a little late for work this morning but im h-rny as h-ll!”
sk-nky mcsleaze- “well…we could do a quickie.”
male- “or, i could plug your nose and you could just give me a quick potty-bang. that’s two birds with one stone you sk-nk!”
sk-nky mcsleaze- “what!!!…o.k., fine.”
the act of dropping a deuce while your sk-nky counterpart bangs you; in either cl-ssic ‘girl on top’ position, or reverse cowgirl.
making babies while making gravy.
man, i woke up and had to take a mean dump, but that gas station attendant sk-nk i picked up wanted to fuuuck, so she just held her nose and potty-banged the sh-t outta me.
theres nothing like a good potty-bang when you’re h-rny and running short on time in the morning.
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