POTTY BARKING
to shout into an open -n-s.
janice was powerless to resist. his eyes burned into hers like garnets. his muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away in a force 10 gale of p-ssion. slowly, she fell to her knees and unzipped giuseppe’s breeches and went at his c-ck like a dog eating hot chips.
after what seemed like hours giuseppe realised he was over-revving the sp-nk engines without releasing the horse’s handbrake until spat his plaster into her tophat.
‘you may be knocking on a bit, love, but your granny’s oysters are frothing like a shaken bottle of shandy b-ss. turn yourself over and i’ll lay a cuckoo’s egg into your trombone”. janice responded and was up for a bit of potty barking so after eight pints of stout and a bar of bourneville he shouted deep into her -n-s “i love fishcakes!!!’
janice had been well and truly potty barked. it was love.
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