Pouched Entrails
injecting peanut b-tter into a man’s -n-s to entice squirrels to feast upon his ticklish innards. claws are a bonus, but crunchy is an acquired taste.
1. pouched entrails involves a man standing perfectly still outside the house on a friday evening. naked but for the peanut b-tter condiment. a turkey baster used to inject bait into his -n-s works to entice the wildlife. as squirrels draw near, and indulge on his thighs, they grow curious to what lies nearer the target. without warning, and more of a dart, the squirrels can dart without warning straight up his peanut hole, fervently clawing and licking everything that could be attained. the man becomes erect. and lonely. (different story).
2. “wow, i got hammered last weekend. did someone stuff a squirrel up my -ss, or was i imagining sh-t with a sandwich?
3. peanut b-tter, personal sp-ce, and peyote don’t always mix.
#belgian gas mask #hand jibber
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