Pourn
1. a false past participle of pour, spoken among ill-educated ignoramuses who habitually partic-p-te in incestuous orgies.
2. a false spelling variation of p-rn, often spelt among yanks who attempt to give a british façade (note the -our).
person 1: have you ever pourn a gl-ss of puréed p-n-s upon your p-n-s?
person 2: pourn?! do you prod your johnny up your sister’s c-nt?
person 1 on msn: lol! i am looking at pourn.
person 2 on msn: pourn?! lol! you’re a stupid yank!
it’s mostly like the past tense of “pour” except for it’s better than “poured” and should only be used with, like, a helper verb… like “had” or “have” or something. pretty much only a few people, mostly florida crackers, say it like that. wisconsinites definitely don’t, and make fun of us for it.
i have pourn a lot of drinks in my life, but i’ve never spilt even a single one.
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