power dad
a dad who’s determine to exert his authority as a stronger man to any younger guy especially those engaged in similar activities as said dad to prove he is alpha…but really he looks dumb trying too hard
*people surfing*
power dad wearing the shorty wetsuit in 55 degree water (cause the cold doesn’t bother him, power move one) tries to take every wave (power move two).
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