power glove

old nintendo accessory for the nes.
worst. product. ever.

“now you’re playing with power!”
person 1: dude i just got the power glove for my nes!
person 2: f-ck off man…
the raddest nintendo entertainment system accessory ever created.
dude, the super scope had nothing on the power glove for two reasons: it was heavy and it caused seizures.
a nintendo gadget that lets you use the nintendo controls with your hand motions. there’s only one thing you need to know: it’s bad.
i love the power glove…it’s so bad.
a power-ish metal groups that love to take real songs from video games and make metal versions of them. thay actually managed to make some pretty good adaptations…
the tetris remake of powerglove is amazing !
when your buddy gives you a handjob while you watch p-rn with your hands behind your head, kicked back. his job is to pretend your d-ck is his, and he has to show you his technique for milking his knuckle babies on your p-n-s.
we’d play nintendo for a little while, then our b-n-rs would need attention and it wasn’t long before dave was entranced putting his power glove technique onto my big polish p-ck-r. i sprayed the ceiling.
the s-xual act of -n-l s-x where while inserted into the -ss, the male inserts his fist into the v-g-n- and uses the thin membrane between the v-g-n- and b-tthole to jerk himself off.
i just used the power glove on my girl friend.
when you beat your partner at arm wrestling then proceed to fisting them with the winning hand.
dude i think i sprained my wrist with the powerglove!