power handles


most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circ-mstances. whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of sh-ts.
i’m glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two p–ps almost sent me through the ceiling!

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