Power Lurking
hovering around a public power outlet – at an airport, coffee shop, book store, etc – waiting for another person to unplug their laptop or phone so you can plug in and charge up.
“yeah, i’m power lurking at barnes and n-ble. my laptop battery is almost toast. there’s one outlet but a dude is using it for his phone and laptop. i gotta hover and jump on it as soon as he splits.”
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