power ‘stache


a large and/or powerful moustache. a moustache to be feared.

bearers of the power ‘stache include:

jamie hyneman
yosemite sam
wilford brimley
sam elliot
tom selleck
dennis gage from my cl-ssic car
kurt russel in tombstone, now that’s a power ‘stache.

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