Power-tanning


in efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high spf values in order to get a darker skin-color asap. this usually means risking a sunburn. however, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.
girl 1: hey, you should apply some sunscreen. you’re gonna get a sunburn.

girl 2: that’s ok, i’m power-tanning.

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