powerful awesome


adj. the words to be used when no other describing word will do. powerful awesome things include cake, alcohol, football, and physics.

if anyone in a social situation describes you as powerful awesome you can immediately -ssume they are coming on to you. be careful using this term in a single s-x environment, unless you want some h-m–action.

powerul awesome is a term that has been used at many historical events: in 1066 at the battle of hastings, william heard of harolds death and proclaimed ‘i’m going to be a powerful awesome king’; on ve-day, hitler was heard to say ‘ich bin nicht powerful awesome – argh!’ which is german for ‘the allied forces are too powerful awesome for me – argh’; in 1969 neil armstrong stepped onto the moon and declared ‘houston, the moon is powerful awesome’; and recently i had a really nice bit of chocolate pudding and said ‘mum, this cake is powerful awesome’.

never use the term ‘powerful awesome’ in prison.
jake: ‘mike just called you powerful awesome’
phon: ‘poof!’

grizzly adams: ‘how powerful awesome is this shelter i’ve produced!’
mother nature: ‘-‘

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