powerpoint
a heinous, but useful microsoft tool for putting together presentations of slides/viewgraphs.
this little piece of sh — i mean, software comes with ms office and it features creepy templates and clipart, your helpful friend clippit and strategic incompatibilities with previous versions of itself.
it masquerades as a graphics program, but cannot touch adobe in any way shape or form, so it is instead as annoyingly incompatible with adobe as possible.
also, it will hog all your swap sp-ce.
b-st-rd.
person: instead of doing real technical work, i spent all day making powerpoint slides out of my results, only to have the software freeze my computer after a few hours.
a sad little slideshow program that makes it look like you’re not reading a text during an oral presentation as much.
wow! he memorized the entire text! the powerpoint was for our benefit, not his!
a device used for presenting specific projects in a cl-ss which requires very little work and just copy-and-pasted wikipedia information.
that douchebag just made a powerpoint on saturn because he has no brain.
to point at an individual with a foam finger
yes i see that cheerleader on the field, but would you stop with the powerpoint, everyone knows you are gawking.
the abbreviation for microsoft powerpoint or ppt. ppt is an acronym for pretty perky t-tties. therefore powerpoint is another name for pretty perky t-tties
aye, bro look at those powerpoints!
persons of an asian persuasion
bl–dy powerpoints run all the 7-11’s
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