Powhatan, Virginia
some sh-t-town about 40 minutes from richmond, va. everyone knows everybody and chances are you’ve slept with your cousin. rednecks are everywhere and they guys have girls knocked up by the truckload. the guys also cheat on their fiances too.
“have you been to powhatan, virginia?”
“that sh-t-hole? yeah, i met my ex husband there and turns out he had a 5 month pregnant girlfriend on the side!”
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