poyf
abbreviation for “p–p on your face”
often said following pomf.
person 1:”when your p–ping on my face, don’t pomf!”
person 2: uhh(??) yeah, i’m still going to poyf.
poyf stands for p-b-s on your face. if someone is growing their facial hair out, and it looks like sh-t, then you say they have poyf.
“nice poyf”
“hey dude, i see you been growing some poyf”
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