Shrivel-Dick Syndrome
when a p-n-s has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. the p-n-s then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.
im soaked. and im pretty sure i have shrivel-d-ck syndrome
i better get out of the pool before i get shrivel-d-ck syndrome
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