Poynter’s sign
med. n. adj. (1) a non-specific testicular swelling due to a pethology, or otherwise. (2) a 2 inch testicular descent upon vocalisation of a low g in b-ss clef.
poynter’s sign in practice
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enlargement is graded with a bell (end) shaped normal distribution curve – the soysa scale. through stages 1-5, with stage 3 being considered of normal/acceptable size. stages 1 and 5 are attributed to extreme manifestations of underlying pathology/low pitch.
investigation and diagnosis is by means of a trou-down, and diagnosis is confirmed by means of illicited transillumination with the laser-poynter (head torch with multiple light modes).
treatment is 8x25ml doses of jager (stat) over a one minute period. relapse is often noted on long bus journeys or in shared accomodation.
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