showing grat-tude. used by huge douches who don’t feel they have to say the “a” in “appreciate”. often used by huge douches with “that” after it. can be used sincerely or sarcastically. is always sarcastic when used with “pal” after it.
person a: “here you go.”
person b: “ppreciate that.” (sincere)
person a: “you are such a douche.”
person b: “ppreciate that pal.” (sarcastic)
sound you make when you’re mad at someone, want to call their attention, or when you got told and you have nothing else to say. the sound is made by closing your lips, clenching your teeth, putting your tongue on the roof of your mouth and opening your lips again. once there, try and pretend […]
- premium trim
high quality, s-xy women. top shelf p-ssy. “yo, i got lucky and scored some premium trim last night!”
- preaching wombat
the act of two h-m-s-xual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. while the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. before -j-c-l-t–n, the two finish off by praying to […]
the art of putting off an onerous task by accomplashing a less onerous one. instead of doing expense reports at work i worked on definitions for urban dictionary, this procrastachievement helped me avoid real work for a little while
eating continuously for long periods of time to avoid beginning a boring/gruelling activity. if done on a regular basis you will get fat. joe: i should do some study after i’ve finished dinner. oh wait i’m still hungry -grabs chips- two hours later mother: joe, i pay for your ——- university fees! stop procrestineating!