PPTSD
post phish tour stress disorder
after the new years phish run, i woke up shivering in a cold sweat from a nightmarish bout of pptsd – when would i see my band again? when would i reunite with my traveling circus of strange and stranger friends? when would my face yet again be melted by a type ii stash or an elaborate, phallic nye stunt?
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