Practical Friday


the result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. the day before the end of the short week is practical friday. if the week ends wednesday, wednesday is practical friday.
guy: wanna hang out tonight?
girl: i can’t, it’s wednesday
guy: yeah we can! it’s practical friday!
girl: ohh… um i had plans.

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