Practice girlfriend
the girl you kinda see or date but never commit to. she prepares you to move on and actually commit to the next girl.
“i was just the practice girlfriend, he left me and now is happy with his new girlfriend, they have a loving committed relationship, something he couldn’t offer me…”
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