practice wife


a first wife. you work out all the kinks with her so you’ll have a happy marriage and life with your true soul mate.

she is usually cute, but lacks your level of: education, social standing, or wealth.
person 1: he married jamishcha? d-mn son, she’s a hood rat! he could have done way better than that, he went to harvard!

person 2: it’s ok, she’s just a practice wife.

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