prairie clams


unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

a delicious snack.
garry gopher noticed that gordie gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

“whazzup?” he asked.

“prairie clams,” squeaked gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

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