Prancing Unicorn
the act of applying an alaskan pipeline onto one’s forehead and the preceding to eat out a women while having the aforementioned alaskan pipeline insert into the -n-s.
brandon: “dude, did you hear what patrick and asia did last night?”
alex: “yeah i heard patrick gave her a prancing unicorn, she said it felt amazing. i think that’d be weird as h-ll”
gabby: “so you heard patrick gave asia a prancing unicorn right? she said it was the greatest feeling ever.”
regan: “yeah i wish my boyfriend would give me one…..”
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the pressing of one’s p-n-s and scr-t-m against a pane of gl-ss, forming the image of a banana and two cherries. the opposite of a pressed ham. that b-st-rd just gave me a pressed fruit salad on my car window!