pratham ranjan
tryhard indian with a unibrow. famous for knowing all fellow indians in his community. claims to go to the gym every day, and conditioning in the morning, but never gets any results. likes to eat a plethora of chocolate and coca-cola’s in pe. famous for pulling out egg sandwiches and slices of american cheese to eat, much to the demise of his cl-ssmates. gets triggered by almost everything, and emits a rancid scent that seeps into clothes and ruins them permanently. thinks he is extremely cool and smart but consistently gets 4’s and has no friends.
guy 1: “bro, i went to the gym 3 times yesterday, gonna be so ripped.”
guy 2: “you’ve been saying that for a year now, and are still a fat f-ck! stop being such a pratham ranjan”
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