Pratian
a) person seemingly beset with ambiguity about all of his or her future actions.
b) person who inserts footnotes mid-conversation
c) person who never misses an opportunity to wallow in adoration of marx
d) person who talks about all things with a grave air of profundity
e) person who makes a living out of redundant academic pursuits
conversation with a pratian :
a) “are you going to eat that food on the spoon that is in your mouth?”
“most probably”
b) “so, what time is it?”
“in 1818, a man named…”
c) “that’s a nice sunset”
“do you think at any given point in time someone is talking about marx?”
e) “i’m a braid theorist”
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